I just love that Terminus people feel this need to hunt people when just a few hours ago Rick and his group were able to find food



Racism in its PUREST form.

I mean, let’s be real. Bill O’Reilly is ignorant as fuck. 

Fuckin prick


I’m the type of person that never starts a conversation and then wonders why I have no friends




can the science side of tumblr explain this


swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb


These are their stories.


“What’s up man?”
“Hi, first of all thank you for acknowledging me. You’re only the 5th person that acknowledged me today and I’ve been out here since 8am. I need a little help and I’d rather have 1000 no’s in one day than be ignored by people.”
“Of course, what do you need?”
He says, “Well I’m trying to get soup over here and” so I start to take out my wallet. “Wait!” he says. “I’d rather you buy the food for me than give me the money.”
“Why’s that?”
“I’m just trying something different so you have a different feeling when you walk away.”
“It’s all good man, I operate on vibes. You seem like a good guy to me. I trust you.”
“Thank you for treating me like a human being.”


thisssssssssssss moviee


The Mask (1961) aka Eyes of Hell


Batman Returns (1992)

C’est l’Halloween: Hocus Pocus

Come little children, I’ll take thee away / Into a land of enchantment / Come little children, the times come to play / Here in my garden of magic.

  • Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
  • Me: Someone told me to go to hell
  • Me: Couldn't find it at first
  • Me: But now I'm here


I’m not like most girls; I’m prettier