generalbriefing:

Yep this pretty much covers how history is taught here


givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays



friendsofthegaybc:

travisstolls:

friendsofthegaybc:

travisstolls:

WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG

Very nice

Thanks



toasterstrudel:

“It’s funny,” said Toaster Strudel. “I’ve never seen the beach at dusk before. It’s so peaceful— so beautiful.”

“It’s not half as beautiful as you,” replied Icing Packet.

Toaster Strudel immediately blushed. “You’re sweet.”

“No you are,” Icing Packet instantly replied as he intertwined his fingers into the open hand of Toaster Strudel and the two walked off into the sunset together both secretly hoping that this would be the start of a beautiful breakfast.





cadburycreamcoolator:

let-it-fucking-be:

cadburycreamcoolator:

american people who use british slang

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We just want to be one of you and watch BBC on the telly and drink tea and ride the trolley :)

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cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao



professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him


askgeorgebush:

smilingemoticon:

(Wake me up) Wake me up inside
(I can’t wake up) Wake me up inside
(Save me)

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